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i give free tarot and oracle readings every day message me for more info aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand just an fyi i am a huge horn dog who loves to madterbate to pictures of cactuses and ball park franks and what not i am also a try hard and most of all the shit i post is really stupid not funny stupid but oring stupid the type of shit that makes you cringe and i have bad sentence structure i failed lang arts and english so i type like a 7 yr old i am also a 19 yr old but i like to think of myself as 7 yr old i am also a capricorn also i am a guy a big ass 7 yr old guy


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How I React To Different Witches When They Say 'Come On, It'll Be Fun!"

  • Traditional Witches: This is going to be complicated...
  • Urban Witches: What shit are we setting on fire?
  • Faerie-Based Witches: Might need to fear for my sanity...
  • Neo-Wiccans: Fear for my safety and try not to roll my eyes
  • Wiccans: *tape over mouth*
  • Eclectic Witches: Cool, surprises!
  • Cottage/Kitchen Witches: Baking cookies with MAGIC! Also, is it weird that I feel more like a woman doing this?
  • Hedge Witches: Not for me, thank you kindly.
  • Chaos Witches: Fear for your life AND your soul.