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i give free tarot and oracle readings every day message me for more info aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand just an fyi i am a huge horn dog who loves to madterbate to pictures of cactuses and ball park franks and what not i am also a try hard and most of all the shit i post is really stupid not funny stupid but oring stupid the type of shit that makes you cringe and i have bad sentence structure i failed lang arts and english so i type like a 7 yr old i am also a 19 yr old but i like to think of myself as 7 yr old i am also a capricorn also i am a guy a big ass 7 yr old guy


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metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”

metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

(Source: nevver, via hermemia)